(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:	“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:	“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:	“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:	*sips* “Gotham is safe.”